Transporter III and Other Oscar Winning Stories

After watching a very sad movie in which I cried for what seemed like forever, Matt decided to cheer me up by putting on Transporter III. I don’t know what’s worse, it’s motivational plot or the well scripted lines the characters deliver. Maybe it was when he drove his car, which he can't be more than 25 feet away from or he'll explode, into a lake and then used air from the tires for oxygen. Funny, ten minutes later he was pulled from the lake alive, managed to unflood his engine, and he sped off in order to land his water-surviving mercedes on top of a moving train. Very realistic, I'd say. Even Matt, who I think was getting tired of my running commentary, said it was cheesy!